Party Like It’s 1999, Write JavaScript Like It’s 2012

This 15 minute party may or may not include: when and how to load and run JavaS­cript on page load; JavaS­cript cod­ing con­ven­tions you should adopt; a look at writ­ing call­back ori­ented JavaS­cript and some JavaS­cript per­form­ance tips for fun and profit.